Monday, 20 August 2012

The Contrarian Babu


The contrarian Babu is almost always a misfit in polite society. Life in the bureaucracy is getting increasingly difficult. Accountability grows, discretion reduces and one is always exposed to public scrutiny. In a world full of worshippers of First world ways and success, it is hard to strike a jarring note. When I talked about misdirected policies to invite FDI in education in this blog, many of my good friends chided me. They call me a commie, a medievalist and what not. What rankles most is when they accuse me of having acquired a foreign degree for myself and is now arguing against letting other countrymen from getting one. I had also written about how foolish it is to expect those who clear IIM/IIT entrance exams to fund their education by loans. Recently two of my colleagues(including my Office peon who sent his son to Engineering, paying a modest amount as capitation fee in a second rung college) have failed to get education loans from State Bank despite being government servants with steady income streams. Proves my point, I suppose..

My reasons for opposing FDI in multi-brand retail are similar. In the real world, none of the arguments for it hold water. It is the lazy Babu’s fancy solution to show growth in numbers.  Some standard arguments for apologists of the proposal are-  it would help to channelize investments to establish cold chains, it would beget fair price for farmers, it helps disintermediation of markets and it helps employment generation. I see it more as a failure of administration. If we can send rockets and missiles, can’t we set up cold chains? If we can set up science labs, IITs and IIMs, can’t we set up institutions that facilitate access for farmers to markets and slash the role of intermediaries? Employment generation is the most specious of all arguments.

While in Australia, I realized that mostly available jobs for students were that of checkout counter staff in supermarkets. Students would be paid 8-10 dollars per hour. The other alternative is to get into stacking inventory or packaging. Slowly these jobs were also vanishing. In big city markets, billing was being automated to such an extent that one could dump a bag full of purchases into a huge enclosure and the total bill amount would be displayed. One could then proceed to pay with credit cards. In other words, big retailers, while thirsting to grow, do not want to employ humans. Employing humans is a problem as the violence in Maruti plant in Manesar has shown. For a country with so much entrepreneurial energy and huge reservoir of manpower, asking Walmart to set up shop is like a huge admission of failure of governance. It exposes our faulty vision and lack of imagination. Soon teeming millions dependent on farm incomes or small retail shops will move to checkout counters of Walmart and from there they would vanish one day, unsung….un-mourned.
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When Metallica played in Bangalore, I was there with my son.    The huge towers of speakers were very close, from where every clash of cymbal, every roll of drum and every thrum of the lead or bass guitar was emanating with deep unexplored depths. If one suffered from minor heart ailments, one particularly sustained roll of drums could dispatch you to early death. The song Nothing else matters sent the crowd into raptures. It was a slushy day and the ground was wet. As I came out of the concert, I realized that except for the band members of Metallica, none were in my age group. We made an odd  combination. The entire crowd was in the twenties and thirties. My son is 17 and I am 49. As for Chathu, he hadn’t progressed to imbibing beer and letting his hair down.  So he was saddled with his humorless father. One realizes slowly what embarrassment one turns into in old age
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I read “Beyond the lines”by Kuldip Nayar. It is an easy read, which gives interesting insights into several important phases of the nation’s history. A bit pompous in patches, the writer is wont to name-drop occasionally. For instance, the Press Officer to Minister would not have as much access to the Minister these days. When the writer talk of his proximity to Shastri or Pant, it is hard to believe it- especially since yours truly has worked in the silly building called South Block. Nevertheless he married well (A Governor’s daughter, no less), developed great connections and went to jail during emergency. But what I found heartrending was his nostalgia of undivided India. As a Pakistan buff, I thought Kuldip Nayar’s peace constituency is shrinking in this country. We have to live with the ghosts of the past. When I read the Dawn (Pakistani newspaper), I realize how much the ordinary citizens of that country cherish the shared past.  It is only with peace that both countries can get down to the business of development. Instead of lighting candles at Wagah, I would like to hear the youth of India and Pakistan play and sing Bob Dylan’s Blowing in the wind at Wagah one day.

  I also read “Dividing Lines by K N Raghavan- a book on the China war recommended by an acquaintance. The book is kind of a ready reckoner of the China war of 1962. It is neatly organized into the buildup, the war itself and the various perspectives around what caused it and how it panned out. It was amusing to learn that the author is a fellow bureaucrat one batch junior to self and the Missus from the Civil services- a medical doctor and a customs Official. I wonder where he got the time to write a book. It must have taken tremendous self-discipline. I had read most of the stuff he relied on to write this book. But it takes a lot of thought and research to neatly put it into a book. Hats off to K N Raghavan!!

  I also read two Malayalam books. Both came heavily recommended. One was by Subash Chandran- (Introduction to man- Manushyanu oru Aamukham) and Benyamin (Goat Life- Aadujeevitham). Both are young authors. I was impressed by the confident handling of language of Subash Chandran, his ability to shrink the whole sweep and magnitude of several ordinary lives into a tightly written tale, the characters leaving a lasting impression on the reader’s mind. Benyamin tells a touching tale- of a Malayali who landed in the Gulf and ends up being a shepherd, ruthlessly exploited and tortured. The tale brings tears to one’s eyes. It is a story straight from the heart.  Both these young, confident writers had one thing in common. They do not follow any method of world-prize winning literature. I see a great future for these writers. That they are at least ten years younger than me gives great hope about the future of Malayalam literature.
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The sedate Bureaucrat is usually full of self importance- for he is the Master of all he surveys... Along comes the odd event that exposes him as the straw man; full of flaws and it embarrasses him terribly. Failures ought to be remembered, for they contain valuable lessons in them. Embarrassments are best forgotten. When I am confronted by failures in the workplace, I want to throw it all away, retire to my village, sit under a tree and read books. When I am confronted by embarrassments on the personal front, I want to kick myself to death. When life is on a roll, it helps to remember one’s embarrassments and failures and laugh at oneself. When the chips are down, you can always draw solace from the fact that in the end, you are nobody. As the book of Job in the Bible says, you came unto earth with nothing; you go from here with nothing…- No property, no gadgets, no shares and debentures; only a handful of experiences; of joy, sorrow, heartbreaks, fleeting jealousies and oceans of love....

Thursday, 5 July 2012

Now reading


 
It has been some time since I wrote about what I am reading. In the months gone by, I had vegetated in my staid existence, went to work everyday - I mean everyday; Sundays included- I don’t get a break- my daily schedule would leave those wall street bankers red faced. Cynical journalists would be shocked to learn that in Government we need to put in so many hours for so little compensation.
   Although this blog has dipped to a trickle, the reading hasn’t stopped. I read the morning papers during the long morning commute. I read at night. I read for about 45 minutes during lunch break. A reading man is not everybody’s idea of a bureaucrat. Eating Moongphali(hindi for peanuts), drying oneself in the winter sun and not turning up for work are contemporary images of babus- driving the angry middle class towards hunger fasts against corruption.

I try to find time to hit the gym for about an hour each every alternate day. I am also learning the theory of music from Trinity College of London. It is almost like learning advanced mathematics in old age. Chathu has also got so far along with me but he gives serious signals about dropping out since he is in 12th and has plenty to study. We are yet to take the practical exams in Classical Guitar, our choice of instrument.

        I read 'Our Lady of Alice Bhatti' by Mohammed Hanif. Hanif is an immensely talented Pakistani author from whom the best is yet to come. Although not in the league of his earlier work, it still ranks among good books which raises of mirror to the violence and indignity in South Asian civil society.

The rare reader of this blog might be familiar with my theory that women write great crime fiction and men are great at romance. My new find is Qiu Xiaolong, a male Chinese crime fiction writer. The protagonist in his series of books is Inspector Chen Cau, a bachelor, poet cum sleuth in the Shanghai Crime bureau in post liberalization China. The books give a rare insight into present day China - the challenges the Chinese face and the painful historical reminders of the Cultural Revolution. There are several similarities to the dilemmas of conscientious government officials everywhere in an increasingly corrupt and violent society.  Anyone interested in life in contemporary China, might enjoy this series of books. The lonely, romantic Chen reminds one of detectives like Inspector Morse (Colin Dexter) and Adam Dalgliesh (P D James). The thinking man’s crime buster- strong, romantic and brooding hero - who is inclined to finer arts and literature. Inspector Chen and his deputy Yu go on to crack some of the politically sensitive cases. Yu has a pedantic existence as against Chen’s high profile life. Together they complement so well. The books are expensive (around Rs 500 plus per book ; I bought two of them from flipkart.com) but I can’t tell you how to get all of them on your kindle, free of cost- for it might cross the thin line of legality.

 

The one book which I accidentally stumbled upon takes the prize for Porn in bad prose. While this blogger tries not to be prudish about sexual morality, as one grows older, it is the quality of prose that attracts you and not the story that the book tells. Reading bad prose certainly isn’t easy. I was guided by the New York Times bestseller list which cited Fifty Shades of Grey by EL James as having figured in the bestseller list for several weeks. The story goes like this- Poor girl meets obscenely rich and handsome guy. Apart from certain entirely pardonable character deviances, the rich guy falls madly in love with poor girl. And showers on her gifts like iPad, a new Audi, designer clothes etc and goes on to give her a good time in bed. Expressions like scowling, biting the lip, gaze fondly etc abound in the book, along with curse words like “Holy Cow” (no reference to the Hindu beliefs). The descriptions of sexual romps might titillate the western female audience. If this is the future of erotic literature, then I swear off it!!

           
              A Malayalam book ‘Othappu’ by Sara Joseph surprised me. Sara Joseph is a feminist writer known for her strong views on society and contemporary events. My theory that women can’t write great romance has bitten the dust!! Many parts of the book kept me enthralled with underlying intensity and interesting observations and descriptions. It is a about a nun who runs away from her order and finds forbidden love. There is great sadness, poverty and solitude in this tale.


    I have also been reading a series of Swedish crime fiction novels by Hakkan Nesser. What is it that makes the Scandinavians write great crime fiction? Detective Inspector Van Veeteren, the Swedish sleuth cracks high profile crimes with intuition and experience. The plots are tightly weaved and the reader is kept engrossed. The novels are not too long and so much is packed into them.  
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 Six years back, when I flew into Paris for the first time, I felt I was traveling from third world to first. That was the impression that the dirty Indira Gandhi International Airport gave in contrast to the swanky Charles de Gaulle Airport in Paris. Last month, the Delhi Airport presented a first world picture while the CDG Paris looked drab and unkempt. I only wish India learnt how to maintain its urban settlements as well as the West does, before we learn to send missiles and rockets into space. I also visited the beautiful French city of Lyon for a week.  The two week respite from Office, travelling all over France and Switzerland, ought to have recharged my batteries. Somehow I feel tired. The Missus had gone for a course. I tagged along on a free companion ticket. Back to work tomorrow...

Wednesday, 11 April 2012

The Great Indian Oversight System

If you think that the genial Sardar who comes every day by the Patel Nagar chartered bus to work in the Ministry of Defence in South Block signifies the so-called civilian supremacy in India’s defence architecture, you could be way off the mark. Or did you think it is the dhoti clad Minister who is worried about the next elections, constituency problems, party responsibilities and starred questions in Parliament? You could be even further from the truth.
      Typically the Indian government system works like this. We entrust a job to 5 guys. Then we appoint auditors, inspectors and accountants (totalling about 15 guys) to over see the work of the 5 guys. It is important that these 15 overseers have no domain knowledge of the “job at hand.” We believe that all the overseers need to be independent of any trappings of knowledge so that they are “free of prejudices”, can “bring a fresh perspective to the task” and “not be influenced” by the 5 guys. The 5 guys then start getting fidgety since they have a job to finish and there are 15 guys breathing down their necks. They think of several ways to pamper these 15 guys, thus losing sight of the job in hand. The 5 guys are tied down to a higher degree of accountability. The 15 guys constitute what is known as a wonderful scheme called “checks and balances” in government. The 15 guys then go on inspection visits, enjoy creature comforts like vehicles to ply them, guest houses to stay in; they write long reports, seek immediate answers etc etc all on government time and on the budget for the “job at hand”. In the end the job is not done. Long winded excuses are made and vetted by the 5+15 guys. Hence we have un-acquired weapons, overpaid staff, failed targets and unspent budgetary allocations. This may be an exaggeration but true insiders will swear that it is the truth. To top it all we have a hysterical media which has no clue of the actual malaise and media persons who have no time for real research. (Except for a few honourable exceptions)
          We also have a general cynicism about indigenous defence production. The uniformed soldiers and the “overseer Babus” carry deep prejudices and general air of condescension towards indigenous capabilities. This is a country which is recognized world over for software skills and engineering capabilities. We never put a plan in place; we never firm up our requirements in time; we keep shifting goal posts for domestic producers (foreign producers are endowed with the ability to shift our goal posts); we never co-ordinate among diverse agencies and we brand our indigenous research and production agencies as white elephants without knowing under what circumstances they are tasked to deliver. While we flex our muscles to take on a global super power’s role, let us stop for a moment and ponder on one small truth. No superpower has got there by importing arms from others. All of them have bet on their indigenous capabilities and slowly built on their strengths. Unfortunately, we prefer to be in “elite” company….of countries like Pakistan, Nigeria and Saudi Arabia who have either aid dollars or oil dollars to spare and to import fancy toys for their defence forces. Fixing indigenous research and production ought to have been our first priority.
      We, alas, have a permanent bureaucracy which doesn’t specialize in any field. We are rotated to various jobs; the regular bureaucrats from states acquire minimal domain knowledge in at least about 5 different fields in a career spanning 30 years or so. We add value to our bureaucrats; bureaucrats don’t add value to the system. This ossified system would have served its’ purpose in a gentler time in the 1940s and 50s, when the ICS had to take care of diverse fields. Today’s IT, Telecom, Civil Aviation or Defence need in-depth domain knowledge and cross-functional skills. We ought to think of appointing Professors in Computer Science as Joint Secretaries and Directors in IT Ministry on contract; Or Defence Research Scientists on a 5 year term as Joint Secretaries in Defence Acquisition. If the readers believe that I am ranting against IAS, please hold your horses. Even some of the finest IAS Officers who gathered excellent domain knowledge in Defence are laterally shifted to Textiles, Coal or Official Language implementation Ministry at the end of their careers- Thus leaving neither Defence nor the recipient department richer by their knowledge or experience. Hence we have Government Departments which have very little institutional memory or domain knowledge. The Sardar from Patel Nagar will be shifted to Finance Ministry soon and the IAS Officer who did a good job will go back to District administration.  Maybe the time has come to think of infusing specialists with generalist skills; not the other way around. The time has come to think of a lot of lateral induction into bureaucracy; Or to think of setting up a specialist organization consisting of professionals from IT, Defence Research, production, finance, which is exclusively tasked with Defence Acquisition. This organization may then go on to consolidate past experiences and be accountable to the MoD.
            On my maiden visit to the US on a Defence delegation, I was truly amazed to see the domain knowledge that their Defence Officials bring to their jobs. US are a country that believes in the spoils system or the “jobs for boys” system. In other words, after each change of administration, the new political leadership appoint their own men and women to crucial, senior positions in the administration including bureaucracy. Hence one would expect politicians to bring in ill-informed professionals to various jobs based on past associations and back slapping familiarity. Yet some of Bush’s important Defence bureaucrats were neither removed by Obama nor replaced by his own people.  France has a system where the DGA France is manned by personnel who are experts from various spheres of Defence and have served in various capacities in the field, thus giving them a wide perspective.
         The Army chief is giving vent to his frustration with the system. Aren’t we all? After having worked in the South Block, I stand firm in my belief. Between ill informed bureaucrats and short sighted uniformed service men, it is the politicians who come up smelling roses. They stood long hours in the sun and gave fiery speeches to get where they got. They are a microcosm of Indian society, warts and all. Why blame them? While salaried professionals like us who wrote difficult competitive exams are self serving to the point of putting the country’s interests in peril? We carve out roles for ourselves, impose illogical oversight systems, lose sight of results and generally strangle professionalism in Government.  (Also read Awards and rewards, dated 22 August 2008 in this blog)

Wednesday, 29 February 2012

Indianness

        The rare Non- Keralite readers of this blog are going to find it uninteresting to read about. But this is about a person who influenced me profoundly. He was the sounding board of the thinking Mallu's conscience ( as against the average liquor swilling, sexually frustrated type). He inspired many generations with his speeches and writings. Prof Sukumar Azheekode passed away last month. It was just last year that he finished writing his autobiography. He was proud of his good health and wrote about his many simple formulae to good health. After completing his autobiography, he was diagnosed with cancer and was ailing for sometime.
  When I was a school boy, I went walking some distance to hear him speak at a function held to unveil the statue of a living celebrity ( a freedom fighter from the nearby village). I found the whole thing about building statues to living celebrities thoroughly amusing. Out of curiosity, I went to see this silly farce. The place was jam packed with people who had come to listen to the speech of Prof Azheekode, who was the chief guest. I hadn’t heard much about him until then.It was so crowded that I couldn’t enter the hall. I heard the speech from the road through the loudspeakers. I stood spell bound, enthralled by the talk. It was like listening to a great piece of Classical music. Starting with whispers almost difficult to hear, building up the tempo and reaching crescendo. Words flowed uninterruptedly. Although I read his articles off and on, I never forgot that speech. Words are, he said, my soldiers...
        Years later when I heard that his book ‘Tat vamasi’ won several awards, I made an insincere attempt to read it. It was a distilled commentary on the Upanishads. I found it too erudite and left it half way. But it was a senior IAS Officer (one of those rare bureaucrats who reads) who told me about his book “Bharatiyata” (loosely translated as Indianness, a series of speeches given by Prof Azheekode in Thrissur town, in the aftermath of Babri Masjid demolition) I was totally hooked on to the book. For many years I kept it near my bed and read a few pages before I went to sleep. The missus (who can’t read Malayalam) often wonders why this small book is always around. I tell her that I wish every Indian would read it. It would help an Indian truly understand his identity and his heritage. The speeches reveal a sense of pain and anger- At politicians who do not understand the idea of India. When I lose hope in politicians and bureaucrats I scan through the pages of this small book and derive comfort.
        He had an opinion about everything. Mostly very intuitive and driven by public perception. As the retired Pro-Vice Chancellor of Calicut University  he could express them freely. Without the backing of any political party, he could draw huge crowds. He once contested elections as a Congress candidate and lost. He harshly criticized the mainstream political parties of Kerala. Sometimes he came down heavily on movie actors. He stood by the the weak and dispossessed. His faith in secularism was deep and unshaken. But his interventions in affairs in which he had no business often invited ridicule.
                And he died a bachelor. He proudly claimed that he never had physical relations with a woman. But there is a poignant love story in his past. He loved a woman, wanted to marry her and wrote her many letters. He backed out of marriage for reasons not very clear. She waited for him. When she heard him say something dismissive about the whole affair in public, she went ahead and published those letters. (After reading those letters in a periodical, Kamala Das was supposed to have called him up to say that she wish she had a lover who could write love letters like that !!!)  Instead of maintaining a dignified silence at this rather distasteful pubic exposure, he viciously criticized the scorned lover. She, nevertheless met him a few days before he died. And said that she is still waiting for him. It is the kind of story that would bring anyone to tears; but he emerged a much diminished man from the entire sordid episode.
    This thin, frail man traveled the length and breadth of Kerala to give 16000 odd speeches in his life time. I have heard only one. He published many books. I have read only three. He was considered a giant at literary criticism and knowledgeable in Hindu philosophy. He had written somewhere that he was influenced by two people. Gandhiji and Swami Vagbhatananda (try googling that name; you’d get very few results). He remains a great influence on those who heard him or read him.
   His death is not merely a loss, but the passing of an age.

Tuesday, 27 December 2011

The letter I might never write

Our son Chathu is getting married. He has given many anxious moments to his parents all these years. There are days when we had speculated about his sexual orientation, virility and hormonal imbalances which have led to an unexplained disinterest (perhaps mutual) in the opposite sex. While I had always ascribed it to the rather unsuccessful track record of his father with women and thereby dismissing it all as part of his genetic makeup, his mother has been making several futile attempts at matchmaking.  Finally Chathu has found a partner of his liking who is, incidentally not from our community/religion/state/nationality. We, his parents cordially extend this invitation to attend his wedding.
This is a marriage with a difference. It will be conducted at an Old age home near our village in Kerala, where old parents of many grown up kids are spending the last days of their lives, some scorned and unwanted. There are some who live there out of choice also, for the rather fragile security environment near their original place of residence or due to the extreme feeling of desolation and loneliness. You, dear friend, with your presence, would be making their lives interesting for a day. Be prepared to hear boring stories from a distant past related at a meandering pace.
     After having witnessed several weddings, where humans look like moving mannequins decked up in pounds of gold and acres of silky finery, I am issuing this small warning. If you wear gold, do it at your peril. It will be confiscated and donated to the Old age home. Gifts are not accepted. If you still feel like giving something, I would be happy to receive a token amount, not exceeding Rs 500, in the form of a crossed cheque drawn in the name of the Old Age Home.
             A meal consisting of one Sabzi, one Daal and a sweet with Rice, chappati and curd will be served. No plastic tumblers and packaged food will be served and you are expected not to waste any food. You will be enjoying this meal in the relative discomfort of a non- air-conditioned hall and in the company of old people residing in the home. There won’t be chanting of Shlokas or a ceremony around holy fire. I, the father intend to declare them married, much in the style of declaring open the Olympic Games. After the brief function the couple are expected to proceed to a civil office to register their marriage and thence to their city of work. There won’t be any honeymoon in Maldives or Malibu. Neither Chathu, nor I can afford it. I don’t expect the bride or her parents to pay for it either.
     You may be wondering if I had gone crazy in old age. Well, it is true that old age has brought with it insecurities and a certain inexplicable frugality. Add to it the long years spent in an ill paid Govt job and you have the perfect makings of a cranky, miserly old man. Hence,I will scrounge on the money a little. The Missus and I are extremely shaken by the display of wealth and vulgar expenditure on the marriages that we have attended. Hence we decided to make a small difference. Of course Chathu has expressed his deep displeasure at this embarrassing venture of ours. He has reluctantly agreed to lend his presence for this formal function to satisfy an old man’s whims and eccentricity. He will be partying with his friends separately and, understandably, wants none of his friends to see what an embarrassment his parents have become in old age.
PS: I, along with Missus, are moving into the same Old age home after the wedding. You are welcome to drop in whenever you like. It would make our day a wee bit brighter.